I’ve noticed that since listening to only “hipster metal” aka not trve metal and since ceasing to identify with metal culture in any way apart from the band shirts, it’s way easier to get people into my favourite bands
first time I heard that intro I thought the world was ending
if you can go to Laura’s blog and start chatting endless shit about our relationship (which, uh, we kinda keep too private for you to know a damn thing about anyway) but you can’t even be bothered to come and ask me how “abused” and “manipulated” Laura apparently makes me feel according to you??? then uh
you’re weak shit, you won’t survive the winter
Slow pour into a cold glass, tilting as you go.
aye, I know, did all the usual. just doesn’t wanna work for canned Adnams is all so I’m choosing to blame the can cos they’re just plain wrong anyway
apparently that pouring-the-beer-down-the-side-of-the-glass-to-control-the-head thing doesn’t work with cans cos I tried it and still ended up with five fucking inches of foam
but then again putting ale in a can is a sin to begin with so
Actually I’m a radiant being of love, compassion and unbridled potential in squishy human form, didn’t you know?
this anon is literally putting no effort or thought or logic or facts or sense in and they ain’t got shit-all basis for anything they’re saying
nice m8 nice
they literally pulled the “bit rich of James to call ‘em weak when he’s not 100% alpha male hyper macho knucklehead masculine”
like fuck off m8 I may not be a fighter and I may only be like 10 stone but I’m agile and I’ve got sharp elbows and hard bones and when I do have to fight I fight fuckin dirty
meet me in the fuckin pit breh
who the fuck is hassling Laura
leave her alone you complete shitbarn you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about
confirmed: Laura’s current anon hasn’t sent me a single message.
are u only picking on her and not me cos she’s a girl and u see girls as easy targets? are u weak shit?
between them my video games, books, records, cassettes and CDs take up two boxes between them about as big as a dishwasher
maybe I have too much stuff…
pisslords I am carrying three bags between them containing a third of my clothes, a PS3, a TV, a laptop, a macbook, all the relevant wires and dongly things, spare shoes, a handful of Pratchett books, a dressing gown, a couple of jackets and a mug and a plate Laura made me
I ain’t camping breh